10th
My Fucking Awesome Job Has Capitalized First Letters Because That’s Just How Fucking Awesome It Is
Let’s see:
- I didn’t need to hand in a CV because my mum is a partner in the company, and people there have known me for years. Insta-job. No interviews, no CV, no fuss. In fact, they practically offered it to me because they needed help.
- My mum employs Wendy, the office manager. Wendy’s my boss. She has to be nice to me because my mum is HER boss. But no hard feelings, cuz I’ve known Wendy for years.
- I get an entire office to myself. This has a phone and a computer with MSN in it. I can bring food in and eat whenever, and they let me make phone calls/listen to music/whatever.
- I can wear what I want.
- I can come and go as I want (although I tend to stick to the general hours because I do get paid hourly and need the money badly.)
- I don’t have a contract, which makes a lot less hassle. I’m working until all the work is done.
- The work itself is boring, but totally mindless. Hardly have to think which is quite relaxing - no pressure. It’s not physically exhausting and the fact that it’s so damn easy makes it near impossible to screw up. And I’m getting $13/hour.
- It’s in the CBD which means shopping/going out at lunchtimes.
- They have a lunchroom filled with chocolate biscuits and magazines, which is great for taking a quick break.
Yes, I’m totally bragging here. But seriously, could this get any better?