Dec
4th
Thu
4th
long word fail! also, epically long chatlog.
- Dylan/Rachel
- Dylan: hahaha, Reynolds just picked a fight with me over msn. so I told him he smelt, and then started using big words that he doesn't understand
- Rachel: hahaha
- awesome!!!
- Dylan/Reynolds
- Dylan: dude. you're as imbecilic as a juvenile pre-pubescent 11 year old
- Reynolds: i didnt get a word of that
- imbecilic?????
- Dylan: no. you wouldn't have. because you're an imbecile
- Reynolds: at least i can afford to take out a girl
- owwww ouch take that one
- Dylan: oh yes. you're right. having no social life, and working in a dank, boiling hot kitchen is definitely worth being able to take out a girl...
- wait. you actually don't have enough free time to be able to GO on any dates
- Reynolds: wtf
- Dylan: You, are a conglamorous tumor in my rectal cavity. A laceration to be itched at. A scab, to be picked off.
- Dylan/Rachel
- Dylan: ahahaha
- Rachel: oh god
- i just lol'd so hard
- Dylan: 'conglamorous' isn't even an actual word
- Rachel: xDD
- Dylan: give me some big words
- Rachel: equipotentiality
- say 'your hippocampus is ruptured' or something
- Dylan/Reynolds
- Dylan: oh
- and I forgot to tell you
- due to your equipotentiality, and your gruesome stench, your hippocampus may as well be ruptured
- for I no-longer consider myself your conglomerate nemesis in arms
- Reynolds: hahahaha your a funny kid
- now in english
- Dylan: oh? that's strange. I do believe I was speaking English the whole time
- Reynolds:
- yes but the spelling wasnt spot on
- Dylan: I also believe that you will find me spelling and grammar exponentially pulchritudinous, and correct
- Your absolute, and ridiculous claims concerning my superior mastery of the English language make me melancholy, and makes me weep. For your utterly incoherent , and futile attempts to form a coherent phrase is utterly depressing