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Hello. Welcome to the inside of Rachel's mind. I hope you enjoy your stay, but be warned...it doesn't often make sense.

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Dec
4th
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long word fail! also, epically long chatlog.

  • Dylan/Rachel
  • Dylan: hahaha, Reynolds just picked a fight with me over msn. so I told him he smelt, and then started using big words that he doesn't understand
  • Rachel: hahaha
  • awesome!!!
  • Dylan/Reynolds
  • Dylan: dude. you're as imbecilic as a juvenile pre-pubescent 11 year old
  • Reynolds: i didnt get a word of that
  • imbecilic?????
  • Dylan: no. you wouldn't have. because you're an imbecile
  • Reynolds: at least i can afford to take out a girl
  • owwww ouch take that one
  • Dylan: oh yes. you're right. having no social life, and working in a dank, boiling hot kitchen is definitely worth being able to take out a girl...
  • wait. you actually don't have enough free time to be able to GO on any dates
  • Reynolds: wtf
  • Dylan: You, are a conglamorous tumor in my rectal cavity. A laceration to be itched at. A scab, to be picked off.
  • Dylan/Rachel
  • Dylan: ahahaha
  • Rachel: oh god
  • i just lol'd so hard
  • Dylan: 'conglamorous' isn't even an actual word
  • Rachel: xDD
  • Dylan: give me some big words
  • Rachel: equipotentiality
  • say 'your hippocampus is ruptured' or something
  • Dylan/Reynolds
  • Dylan: oh
  • and I forgot to tell you
  • due to your equipotentiality, and your gruesome stench, your hippocampus may as well be ruptured
  • for I no-longer consider myself your conglomerate nemesis in arms
  • Reynolds: hahahaha your a funny kid
  • now in english
  • Dylan: oh? that's strange. I do believe I was speaking English the whole time
  • Reynolds:
  • yes but the spelling wasnt spot on
  • Dylan: I also believe that you will find me spelling and grammar exponentially pulchritudinous, and correct
  • Your absolute, and ridiculous claims concerning my superior mastery of the English language make me melancholy, and makes me weep. For your utterly incoherent , and futile attempts to form a coherent phrase is utterly depressing